Treatment for Superheroes

             So you're having some trouble and have to come to group therapy, huh? That's OK, though because I have good news. You are a superhero. The question is, "what kind are you?" Are you Superman or Batman.
          Superman is the epitome of superhuman. He has so many natural abilities that he has virtually no problem overcoming his villains. He has flight, superspeed, strength, and a couple hundred supervisions. He has nothing to overcome in his everyday superheroing.
           Batman however, is completely human. He wasn't born with any powers or abilities. He can't fly, or outrun bullets. He's just a normal guy doing the job of demigods. And if you're in this program, that means you're probably a batman. But don't fret. That's a good thing.
             You see? Batman may not have been born with any special powers to be a superhero, but he overcame that by developing the tools he needs to do it anyway. He couldn't fly, so he got a grappling hook and a glider's cape. He had no superspeed so he built a bunch of vehicles. He had no super strength so he developed what strength he had.
             As you go through treatment, you are going to see "Supermen" who can go through their lives simply because that's what they're supposed to do. But as a "Batman", you went through a terrible trauma that made you painfully aware of your shortcomings.
           And that's why your here. So that Alfred and Robin can help you build the Batmobile, sew the Kevlar into your suit, and patch you up when the bad guys are just a little too tough.